Biscuit
Beagle · bath, nails and a bandana.
🚐 mobile dog grooming · we come to you
Clean dog. Zero car rides.
A full grooming salon in a van, parked in your driveway. One dog at a time, no cages, no hours of waiting, and no shaking in the back seat on the way home.
5★ on
1,200
baths
1,200
baths
01 · Prices
What does your dog cost?
No "starting at" surprises. Tell us about your dog and see the real price and how long we'll be in your driveway.
Your dog's name
Size
Coat
Service
Biscuit's groom
$95
about 75 minutes in the van
02 · Bath time
Scrub the pup.
Muddy from the park? Drag across the dog to lather up. This is about how satisfying it feels to hand us a muddy dog and get a fluffy one back.
0% clean
So fresh! 🛁 Most real dogs take about 20 minutes of this. Ours come out smelling like coconut.
Hi, I'm Teo
Ten years, thousands of good dogs.
I worked in a big chain salon until I couldn't stand the cages anymore. So I built a salon in a van, where every dog gets my full attention and nobody waits.
Hey, it's Teo! Just have your dog home, and an outlet I can plug into. You don't even have to be there. I'll text you a photo when they're done.
A real voice note, recorded for this sample. On a real webfolio, it's the owner's own voice.My anxious rescue actually wags when the van pulls up. That never happened at the salon.Sam, Old Mill
I work from home. Teo grooms Biscuit in the driveway while I'm on calls. Life-changing.Chris, Harbor End
The report card caught an ear infection early. Vet said good catch.Jordan, Linden Hill
Sample reviews, written for this made-up groomer.
Do I need to be home?
No. We just need your dog, a gate code if you have one, and an outdoor outlet.
What about aggressive or senior dogs?
One-on-one is ideal for both. Tell us when you book and we'll plan extra time.
Where does the water come from?
The van carries warm, filtered water and takes the dirty water away. Your driveway stays clean.
Do you do cats?
Yes, on Tuesdays, when the van is calm and quiet.
03 · Where we go
Do we come to you?
The van works one part of town each day. Try a zip code like 90210 (not ours), or one of ours: 55601 to 55609.
04 · fresh this week
Fresh off the table.
Otis
Pug · face-fold clean, very serious about it.
Luna
Bulldog · bath and a blueberry facial.
Max & Ruby
Siblings · back-to-back grooms, one driveway.
Sunny
Golden · de-shed. We filled a whole bag.
05 · The pup report
Every dog goes home with a report card.
We text it to you after every groom, so you know about the ear we spotted or the nail that needs watching. Tick a few boxes to make one.
Our promise
🐶 a very relaxed beagle saysIf your dog is scared, we stop. We take breaks, we go slow, and we'd rather finish a groom next week than force one today. Your dog should be happy to see the van pull up.